Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog

Singing: fuck off Noddy, you little prick
Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point
Fuck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts
Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?

Singing: fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk
Fuck off Noddy, youre just a jerk

Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd
Fuck off Noddy youre so absurd
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Fuck off Noddy you little wimp
Fuck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat